Icebreakers I
•  "Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."
•   "Well... this is awkward."
•   "I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"
•   "I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."
•   "I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."
•   "Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"
•   "Watch out!"
•   "Am I dead? Are you an angel?"
•   "Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."
•   "I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"
•   "I look forward to working with you."
•   "I look forward to serving you."
•   "Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"
•   "I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."
•   "Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."
•   "Some weather we're having, huh?"

minseokwrites:

content warnings for potentially nsfw mentions and drug use

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❝ もう, あきらめる。。。私はダメ人間だから。
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                           Just give up… because i’m hopeless. ❞

Without looking, put a number between 1-42 in my ask box! [grab bag edition]

herroyaldarkness:

So you all know how these go, below the cut is a list of 42  RP prompts that came to me. If you’re feeling extra brave, reblog without looking! This list has a nice mix of shippy, non-shippy, fluffy, cracky, angsty, nsfw, and sfw and such forth. Who knows what you’ll get?  *Also gender and sexuality neutral!

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plotsforall:

Plot # 38: Notes on a Coffee Cup

Muse A frequents a coffee shop every day after school/work, Muse B works as a barista there. Muse A always sits at the same table by the window, in plain-sight of the counter, preoccupied with a book or their laptop. Muse B can’t help but notice Muse A and admire them from afar. Too shy to go up and talk to Muse A at their table, Muse B finds another way to make an impression. Muse B begins to write nice messages on Muse A’s coffee cups, gradually getting a little bolder each day. “Have a nice night.” “That must be a good book.” “You look nice today.” “You have a cute smile.” Usually, by the time Muse A notices these little notes, Muse B has switched shifts with someone else. One afternoon, Muse A comes in and orders their usual from Muse B. When the order is ready, Muse A makes sure to read the note right away. This time, the message reads: “Would you like to go out with me?” 

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ichigoocakeu:

赤城乳業　不二家ミルキーコーン

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youngvolcvnoes:

I JUST WANT THE AUS GIMME THE AUS

• we’re roommates and both had our own one night stands but i stole the last condom and holy crap you’re pregnant?? au
• you’re a scholarship kid at a rich kid school and whoops you broke a really expensive vase and now you have to pay back your debt by joining the school’s host club au
• we’re both contestants on a singing show like american idol or something and we should be rivals but hey you actually have an amazing voice au
• there’s this new show coming out where they get two celebrities and have them fake marry each other and see what marriage life is like and oh look we’re both set up to be on it together au
• you know what i’ll take my chances and help this poor wounded wolf and oh wow how cute it followed me home and OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT IT’S A HUMAN NOW au
• it’s really dark out but i’m walking in this very sketchy part of town anyway and oh my i’m surrounded by a gang but even bigger oh my the rival gang’s leader comes to my rescue and saves me au
• you’re a foreign exchange student from somewhere and despite the language barrier and cultural differences i still think you’re hella cute au
• the age difference isn’t that big au
• we work at disneyland/world together and we play the matching characters au OR we work at disneyland/world and are part of the same staff (for the f/f/ and m/m plots) au
• i’m a back up dancer for you, the celebrity’s, upcoming concert but our practices together are a lot more fun than expected au
• this is only a creepy ass small town, twilight is fake, supernatural creatures aren’t         you’re a fucking vampire??? well shit au
• this is the future. the world is even more corrupt than it already is. my family is hella rich and bought you as a slave for my birthday, but i’m actually one of the nicest ppl ever and i don’t wanna treat you like trash like everyone else does au
  

• “what are you doing here?”
• “of course i moved on!”
• “i can’t wait for you.”
• “why didn’t you wait for me?”
• “aren’t sunrises a little cliche?”
• “as long as it doesn’t require me pants, i’m in.”
• “it’s your time to shine.”
• “and we’re sure that’s not illegal?”
• “and if i say yes?”
• “dude, what the hell?”
• “wait, since when are you gay?”
• “what the hell did i miss?”
• “i was gone for for five minutes!”
• “she/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and i can’t remember their name. think it would be rude to ask for it again?”
• “i don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun vegas wedding.”
• “if you don’t shut up, i will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.”
• “is that really your version of an apology?”
• “i hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.”
• “now that’s just stupid.”
• “i’m prepared, i think.”
• “we finally got it right.”
• “i choose you. no one else. you.”
• “i gave up a long time ago.”
• “in what world was that okay?”
• “this is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”
• “kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.”
• “we could always just run away.”
• “i’m dying. how’s that for a dinner conversation starter?”
• “please stop asking me out.”
• “love is a fairytale told to children.”
• “that wasn’t me.”
• “i didn’t do it!”
• “that may have been my fault.”
• “is this your first date?”
• “you’re the biggest wimp.”
• “you’re pretty shy.”
• “are you trying to hold my hand?”
• “let me sleep.”
• “there’s no way that i’ll say no.”
• “i don’t want to get up.”
• “why don’t you love me?”
• “i don’t want to live in a world without you.”
• “there’s a fire inside of you.”
• “i don’t think i can do this anymore.”
• “oh good. just what i needed to hear.”
• “tonight as perfect.”
• “it’s just for the night!”
• “i didn’t steal it. i borrowed it. possibly for a long time.”
• “it hurts.”
• “we could go backpacking?”
• “what do you mean you want to go home?”
• “you don’t know me!”
• “i skipped class today.”
• “i bought you a ring even.”
• “you bought me flowers?”
• “what are you doing home so late?”
• “sorry i’m not what you expected.”
• “i burned my tongue.”
• “what a fake smile.”
• “did you just laugh at me?”
• “i can do it!

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